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Thanks Harold. That was a good laugh and a reminder as to there should be limits about what you post on the internet about yourself. They gave him a good flaming and he kept going back for more. Right up until the thread was closed. I eventually stop posting in the thread when I am unfairly accused of being a dumb ass. Now for the unnecessary commentary that I find so hard to resist at times.

An Idea:
If DeWalt doesn’t take advantage of JustHere4ADay’s (with a brain like his I don’t doubt it) lack of common sense and use it (Super bowl commercial) for just one more reason to buy their sawzall. There’s no reason you fellows that were looking for an excuse to buy that DeWalt sawzall to let is slip by. I fear that most of the ladies wouldn't really get the logistic behind the epic failure. They would probably now approve the purchase of a sawzall however. When telling the story. Keep in mind to provide as little detail as possible and stress that the new tires was installed and the whole family was able to leave the trailer park in the nick of time. The reason why? The DeWalt sawzall of course! Once again it saves the day allowing them to be the first ones in line for Whopper Wednesday. Thus, they were able to also, keep the current record for consecutive weeks it has been accomplished by a same and original (no stand-ins) family in tact. If you get the nod, don’t settle for anything less then the cordless model. Rationally make her understand it needs to be kept in the trunk with the spare tire. She should give in when you explain the extension cords that would be hanging outside the trunk. No female would want that. It compares to having mismatched colored rugs on the toilet seat and floor.

Thinking out loud:
I didn't even read why he had to remove the tire so urgently and if I may go out on a limb here and say drastically. He did say he took it to several tire shops to plead for help, but like everyone else in his life. They only laughed at him and tried to profit from his lack of a common sense to put it nicely.


Longest Trivia Question, ever:
After a full day of some intense cutting, Darkness started to swarm around JustHere4ADay and his VW. He was feeling an intense pressure of the soon approaching midnight hour. Pressure like a heavy mass in his left frontal lobe like a brain tumor smothering what may be consider a limited thought process by some. To him it was his only thought process and knew no different. Cheese or no cheese may have all that was on his mind. Fearing that his destiny, the Whopper Wednesday record he and his family had worked so hard for might be coming to an end. For one this was not like any other normal Tuesday for the JustHere4ADay family. There would be not time for a locker room speech, manual labor was done, and they had to get up several hours before the the Jerry Springer show came. A bad tuesday indeed it was turning out to be. The clock was ticking and he knew every as every 30 seconds went by he was a minute closer to loosing the Whopper Wendsay record, his life calling, the sole purpose he was locked in the closet by his parents Billy Bob as a young adult. We were able to follow the short and narrow path of JustHere4ADay's thought process in his ill advised thread. If you've read the thread you also know the thought process of this fellow human being is not normal. It is a short and extremely narrow path with no lights outside of the next place his foot will touch the path he is led down. Much in the same way a Jackass and his cart, loaded with old baggage for childhood. A carrot dangles just out of reach to make it walk. Poor Jack ass has a hell of a life, parents that don't belong together. Picked on through out its life, always being pointed and laughed at. No hope of being accepted. Maybe this is how a person such as JustHere4ADay get his last laugh on society. We may never know what made him sit at the computer. What drove him do an act, a conscious act in fact of pressing every key needed to spell out I’m a dumb shit on the keyboard. The keyboard is not to be blamed here. It is only one of the tools he used to aide him to slip farther down the greased pole of life. The same pole he gave up trying to climb after the third time he was held back in the first grade. If the only attention you have ever got was being laughed at and called names. Maybe he only hears the harps from heaven playing instead of laughter. The so common words of dumb ass could possibly be interpreted as Damn your smart to selective hearing. His personal problems aside the echo that can be heard at every internet terminal, sidewalk café, and hot spot laptop that is laying on some luscious playmate's thighs at the moment, or across the big blue planet for that matter. Cannot be denied or dismissed. The murmurs, the whispers, if listened to closely you can hear the disbelief in the voices all saying the same thing. As the time goes by and the answers are still unknown fear spreads across this great planet of ours. Without an end or at least a good lie for the sake of humanity it could only get worse. First Tiger woods is not as Golden as our Bear and now the double epic failure has been done. No doubt people are questioning their faith. Asking their self if this is the beginning of the end. Is this the fall of the human race as an intelligent life form on planet earth? Is this when the apes start taking over the planet. What’s next? Our beloved Statue of Liberty will be found topple over into the cold waters. When all the voices become one in unison it the same question on everyone’s mind and it is heard clearly if one gently places an ear next to the wireless (or not) internet connection. Much in the same way that Tonto did when searching for his drunken "key-mo-sob-bee" who staggered off with the last of the firewater. It can be heard clearly by everyone except JustHere4ADay apparently. In the voice of Dana Carvy impersonating the Ex Commander in Chief President George Bush Sr. The voices are heard “Coming together.” To ask the same question: WTF:

Finally the trivia question:

Did JustHere4ADay start the thread AND post pictures because he:

A: Thought everyone should know how to properly remove a tire with a sawzall.

B: Felt he needed to prove once and for all that he is NOT smarter then a fifth grader.

C: Felt his post would finally get him a logon id for the dumb ass forum.

D: Thought he was posting on YouTube


If anyones wondering if I fell of my meds, you can rest assured that I never started taking them. So we're good there.