I've never been married or divorced so I just am not seeing where you are coming from.
And I still have that teenage wreckless disregard for where I put my frank and beans. Penecilin works wonders
I could get 2 escorts(yes at the same time, duh) once a year for the next 50 years compared to one doll, and dolls don't cry when you pee on them.
If only I didn't have this r/c addiction to fund.........