Man, one time I was having sex with this Spanish girl. She didn't speak much English, but we didn't need a translater for our language of love. So I'm pounding away, feeling good about it. Then she starts squirming and screaming agujero equivocado, agujero equivocado, agujero equivocado ! I'm like , yeah, she's loving this so much she's saying something I don't know. I keep pounding, and she keeps screaming ,agujero equivocado,agujero equivocado, I'm gonna have to remember this to impress my friends who speak Spanish.
So the next week I'm out playing golf with a Spanish speaking buddy. He hit's a beautiful chip in to the cup from about 100 yds out. I'm like yeah, nice shot, agujero equivocado!.

He looks at me all funny and says," What do you mean, wrong hole ? "