[Finnster]

G/j getting it back, but the theif needs to pay for something. At least we can get his phone # added to a bunch of spam callers.

Have his addy? My brother used to prank his roommates in college by signing them up for free samples of all sorts of crap. Once on the list the never stop sending garbage.
The amount of free tampons, maxipads and douche bottles that guy got in the mail would make women jealous.

Best off he never knew why he kept getting them. :0