Originally Posted by redshift

Well this morning I got the lobotomy I was scheduled for. No longer will I be bothered by pesky 'facts' or 'truth'. To further shield myself from reality, I had an extra-thick foil cap installed. Now I know that everything I read in school is 100% true, and I also know that I would never be lied to by anyone! I also realize I did not have a good grasp on physics. I can't understand how I ever doubted that rocks float, etc. After I awoke from surgery, Santa was at my side. He reassured me that all was well, and told me he only had a few minutes before he had to leave to meet up with the Easter Bunny.

I am in a happy place now