I hope you agree!
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling-
"I've never been better!" he replies. "I've got a 17-year-old girlfriend who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"
The doctor considers this for a moment, then says:
"Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season. But one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So he's in the woods and suddenly a bear appears in front of him! He raises up his umbrella, points it at the bear, and squeezes the handle. The bear drops dead in front of him, suffering from a bullet wound in its chest."
"That's impossible! Someone else must have shot that bear," the man said.
"Exactly," replies the Doc.