[lincpimp]

Originally Posted by georgec

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I
desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud,
so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at me....

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

And when you got up: