Classic!
The funniest thing I think I've heard in a while was when my fiancee and I were "discussing" the virtue (or lack thereof) of Macs. She said that Macs "are designed for work, not games". What? Even gaming aside, the best part is when she needs pretty much anything done besides surfing or graphics, she uses my PC. Of course, I just give her my smug little grin because we both know I won.
Then she brings up the whole virus thing. Which of course everyone knows that if Mac had a smidge more than 0.01% market share (j/k mac-heads; don't get upset), virus authors would attack them too.