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Haha nice one chickenwing!

Few years ago I stopped in to get a bunch of their 94 cent spray paint. I was on my way out and passed the socks and thought "yo I need some" so grabbed a pack and proceeded to the checkout. While I was in line I looked down at what I'd put on the belt.

Uh yeah, huffers paradise!

So I get up to the register, and made some remark like "this isn't what it looks like"

Expecting some response at all, this 20ish year old chick looks at me with the most blank, hollow stare you could ever imagine. Like nothing registered at all. It was 5 seconds that never happened in her world. I thought "well I guess I don't need to worry about her calling over the sudafed-methlab store police".

I don't think the zombie thing is far off!