[lincpimp]

OK, here we go....

As far as owning your own business, it makes your hours, not the other way around. Plus most people like to see their business succeed and that requires constant attention. With school I really doubt you would have the time.

Onto the strip club. I know quite a few people who have done what you suggest. Not a bad idea, however you will usually work nights, and the hours can run into the early mornings. Not bad if you work fri and sat night, but not going to happen during the week (unless you take mon, wed, fri classes and work those nights). Likely you will wear some tighter or semi-revealing clothing but if you can pull it off without looking like a fat guy in tiny pants I see no problem.

I like simplechamps list. I am guessing the question marks refer to catching some cort of cougar transmitted disease (like whining?).

Maybe you will end up on stage strutting your stuff. I had a work acquaintance who did that as a side job. He had some great stories, none of which I can repeat due to common decency.

Sounds like a better idea than slinging coffee. If I had the looks to do it I would have. I am sure that you can "clean up" out there since you will be sober(ish) and the ladies will be tying one on...