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06.04.2010, 02:37 AM

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Originally Posted by rawfuls View Post
Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman.



why don't most women wear watches?
there's a clock on the kitchen stove


why did the woman cross the road?
who cares? why isn't she in the kitchen?


how many women does it take to change a lightbulb?
none, bitch can work in the dark!


They say a good mechanic only needs 2 tools - WD40 & Duct tape. If it moves, and its not supposed to, duct tape. If it doesn't move, and its supposed to, WD40.
   
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