[Chadworkz]

[1] How far can a dog run into the woods? Only half way, then he's running out.

[2] How does a whale have oral sex? He bites the cap off of a submarine and sucks the seamen out.

[3] What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls? Sparky!

[4] What do you call a dog with no legs at all? It doesn't matter, he can't come to you anyway!

[5] Where do you find a dog with no legs at all? Right where you left him!

[6] What do you call a woman with only one leg? Ilene

[7] What do you call a Chinese woman with only one leg? Irene

[8] What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!

[9] What does a fish say when it swims into a concrete wall? Dam!