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Originally Posted by reno911
A recent one Via the old e-mail train...
A teacher assigned her students, of a marketing class, a task of selling one thing over the weekend to demonstrated various sales techniques.
Monday morning comes and the students have to report.
Third was Charlie, he walked up to the class and opened up his bag. Out fell 5734.15 dollars in various forms of cash. Most of the class dropped their jaws and the teacher made a funny face towards Charlie as if he just committed a crime, " Charlie what the hell did you sell?"
"Toothbrushes." He calmly said back to her.
"I went downtown and set up stand on the busiest corner. I had a free chip and dip trial for anyone who walked by. The chips were ok but the guacamole was mixed up dogshit. After they realized it I offered toothbrushes at the cost of their wallets contents. I used the governments technique of selling you something shitty that they say tastes good, and then making you pay out the ass to get the shitty taste out of your mouth."
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In gov't terms that means QUALITY CONTROL.
