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reno911 · 06.15.2010, 01:43 PM

Another good old wifes cheating on you joke.

Sunday morning came around and the husband wanted to get up before his wife would drag him to church to go fishing.

It had been pissing rain all night and he figured with the noise from the rain she would never here him getting the boat ready. So he proceeded to slip out of bed get dressed as quietly as possible and sneak out to the garage. He hooked up the boat with the car half in the garage trying not to get completely soaked.

He began to drive away when he realized it truly was a bad day to go just about anywhere, that and his visibility was horrible. He parked the boat on the side of the road and ran back inside the house.

He quietly changes in the other room into some warm, dry clothes and walks as quietly back to the bedroom, hoping she wouldn't even have noticed him leaving.

As he snuggles to the back of his wife in bed he realizes that she had woken, "Can you believe my dumbass husband is out fishing in this shitty weather!"

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reno911 Smelly Nitro meet your maker! Offline Posts: 832 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: So close to hell I see Sparks.	06.15.2010, 01:43 PM Another good old wifes cheating on you joke. Sunday morning came around and the husband wanted to get up before his wife would drag him to church to go fishing. It had been pissing rain all night and he figured with the noise from the rain she would never here him getting the boat ready. So he proceeded to slip out of bed get dressed as quietly as possible and sneak out to the garage. He hooked up the boat with the car half in the garage trying not to get completely soaked. He began to drive away when he realized it truly was a bad day to go just about anywhere, that and his visibility was horrible. He parked the boat on the side of the road and ran back inside the house. He quietly changes in the other room into some warm, dry clothes and walks as quietly back to the bedroom, hoping she wouldn't even have noticed him leaving. As he snuggles to the back of his wife in bed he realizes that she had woken, "Can you believe my dumbass husband is out fishing in this shitty weather!"