[Finnster]

I don't want to blow my entire load on Linc (that's his Dad's job, as is his uncle's, neighbor's, former roommate's, mailmans's...) so I'll work the room a bit (like Bryan's girlfriend at a company Christmas party)

Texass: You mama's so ugly even a burka refuses to stay on top of her

Bondoid: Your GF is so nasty her greasy sh!ts try to flush her

BB16: R/c Monster Team Driver? How? Ben drives like old people frak. Last time I saw a black guy so slow behind the wheel he was driving Ms Daisy.

Middling_out: Yo mama so tacky she shaved "Princess" on her back