[reno911]

Sitting down at a bar with his best friend on game day, he points to the extremely good looking lady two stools over. Agreeing that they would try as a pair to use the buddy-buddy routine they both headed towards her to strike a conversation.

"My buddy and I couldn't help but notice that you are all alone on game night. Would you like some company?"

"Surely, but don't try anything too stupid I know this sport and I am not looking to learn anything about it. So please leave those conversations back at your original seats."

2nd Buddy, "Okay than well can I ask how you know so much about football being as gorgeous as you are?"

"Oh that, I used to be a guy. After my surgeries I have to go to bars alone to watch the games, since at home it would be kind of weird."

1st guy, "Wow your a guy?"

"I was a guy, I underwent a full genital swap. I am a woman."

1st guy, "Wow so which part hurt the most? Was it when the cut of your dick?"

"No that wasn't the most painful part."

2nd guy, "Was it when they removed your balls?"

"Nope that didn't hurt that much either."

In unison both guys, "So what part hurt the most?"

"When I went back to work and they cut my salary in half!"