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Originally Posted by TexasSP
.. That ebonics garbage will only fly so far, no one will get a serious job making good money talking like that less they be an athlete or rapper. Much past that your screwed. Same goes for talking like back woods white trash unless your Larry The Cable Guy (and if you ever heard him in real life he sounds nothing like his character)...
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That's true, its like volunteering to be poor.
I've met tons of FOB Indians and Africans who speak better English than some of the people that have been here for generations. 0_o
What's funny is we were selling my wife's old carSubaru on Craigslist recently, and as a goof I searched for "sh!t" and "F*%k" in the F/S section. I didn't actually expect to see many results, but the ones that came back were gold. (way more than I guessed.)
The best post was a guy who managed to nail the S-bomb, F-bomb, and the granddaddy N-bomb all in the same F/S post for some POS grand marquis with 24" rims.
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i just took this jawn to dourney park yeserday i sware on my son... i did 110 miles per hour with the rims on the car!!! no shake none of that!!! my shit run like a complete monster and i will race a marq with stocks on it with my rims and still suck it up!!!, any way this jawn pretty as fuck!!, everybody turn they heads to look when it come threw and it dont have a system so its not the music they lookin for, they just see that eye candy lol, but this jawn got 130+ highway miles, i b back andfourth up 95 at least 3 times maybe 4 a week. but it got leathr ac, factory cd player and sound system, hot heat all the goods u gotta drive it, any way im selling for cheap cuz i got i for cheap,. no need to break a nigga pockets, its tight and i know it, if u got less thn 4500... dont call me please , cuz thats the best ima do... i got my eyes on something, so this can go, plus i HATE keepin cars for long n i had this one for a min, and im ready to depart from it, it got 24's with a nice lift and cut done at broad and cumberland the wheel thing, so holla 267 three zero four six three three three 304 6333 my name yung money , da color crazy.. its burgendy type maroon in day time, and purple looking at night, with the cream colerd rag top, its the gs collectors series, differnt from the other marquis u see in the hood, this one that the young buls and bitches like, and the old folk like .. it got class to it, lol
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"Honey, what's a jawn?"
-" I don't know dear, we're too white and nerdy. Did you try urbandictionary.com?"
"Ah.. Thanks Honey, I found it"
You could actually pretty much guess what race, personality and/or class people were just by their car and post. This might be a good drinking game...
Clearly formatted and grammically accurate English selling a Subaru => Nerdy Whites. lol