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Originally Posted by Finnster
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That's true, its like volunteering to be poor.
I've met tons of FOB Indians and Africans who speak better English than some of the people that have been here for generations. 0_o
What's funny is we were selling my wife's old carSubaru on Craigslist recently, and as a goof I searched for "sh!t" and "F*%k" in the F/S section. I didn't actually expect to see many results, but the ones that came back were gold. (way more than I guessed.)
The best post was a guy who managed to nail the S-bomb, F-bomb, and the granddaddy N-bomb all in the same F/S post for some POS grand marquis with 24" rims. 
"Honey, what's a jawn?"
-" I don't know dear, we're too white and nerdy. Did you try urbandictionary.com?"
"Ah.. Thanks Honey, I found it"
You could actually pretty much guess what race, personality and/or class people were just by their car and post. This might be a good drinking game...
Clearly formatted and grammically accurate English selling a Subaru => Nerdy Whites. lol |
What kind of a name is "Yung Money"? Is he asian? I think I will spend the 10 cents in long distance and call that guy about his car.
Edit: So i called the guy and it went like this from what I can remember and actually comprehend:
phone ringing (ringback tone is some rap song)
Yung Money: Yo who dis?
Me: Yo yo yo I be callin about your Grand Marquis for sale.
Yung Money: I am tired of Motha Fuggas callin bout my damn car it be sold already
Me: Well why it still be on craigslist then?
Yung Money: I tooked it down but motha fuggas still be callin me and shyt.
Me: Wow that be a mystery.
Yung Money: Stop fuggin callin me bytch. (hangs up)
I encourage others to call him about his car as well!