First off, this is not my actual voice. (dear god I hope not..)
I tried to be as idiotic and geeky as possible. Some may say it doesn't take much. And they can GFTS.

Seriously tho:
I'm wishing I called him back and asked more stupid crap, but I was laughing too hard and I had to go. Maybe Monday....never found out about the carbon footprint..
For more info:
http://www.animalequality.net/
Peg Perego $800 stroller for jerk offs