My old man used to go on about bike pants. He reckoned 'they're all pxxfs'. So it was some foot in mouth in the end. He blends right in.
I think it will be some time before I slip into a pair of bike shorts. Now the family is away I go to the gym more regularly. I don't push around dead weights, I do combat classes- dance around aerobics style and throw a few punches and kicks. Great for eye candy!