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Originally Posted by Freezebyte
Bend over bitch and I'll show you how low of a note I can play
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I'm sorry my young friend, as flattered as I am I have to decline your much appreciated and tempting invite for I am married and a heterosexual. I am very sorry and hate to say No and break your little loveless heart despite your yearning for my tenderloin. Why not invite radioman to your symphony of homo debauchery, He seems to be the type to sexually abuse farm animals and may be willing to digress to the level of entertaining a lonely friendlesss chap much like yourself. You fellas should have lots of fun taking turns wearing the sheep suit a spackleing each others rear end with DNA.