[lincpimp]

My personal favorite telemarketer annoyance tool is to refer them to my marketing director, who happens to be named Richard Beater. But we all call him Dick. I tell them he is not here but to call back, I get the best laugh when I get a call the next day asking for Dick Beater...

Of course I have no marketing director, and would never hire a guy named Richard Beater. But it is very funny to hear some foreign guy say it. So funny my other employees usually have to cover their mouths and I have seen some spit their drinks on the floor.