[_paralyzed_]

I sent this in response:

I fudged up man. I'm just a fat guy with a computer. I play with r/c cars. I'm pimply. I lack certain social skills. I wish I could say sending my personal care attendant to the post off was an heroic resource draining mission, but alas the truth is I also had her pick me up some more cheetos. I switch off between the puffs and the crunchy.