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Originally Posted by PBO
We drink to celebrate winning sporting contests that matter...eg; not a domestic World Series where we play ourselves 
Per capita we're THE sporting nation |
Hey, Canada has some teams in there. Granted they are never any good, but still. And besides, we just hire all the best players from all over the world, so that kinda counts... Best of both worlds, all the top world players in a series where America always wins. U S A! U S A! U S A!
Now those other "world" sports, like soccer (*ahem*
football...,) tennis, cricket, rugby, road races where you turn L
and R... those are the homosexual sports, so we don't care if we don't win those, because we're not gay.. so stop looking at us like that or we'll kick your ass!