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some a-hole opened a "did not receive" dispute via pay-pal only 4 days after the close of the auction. This is the response I left for him on pay-pal:

Really? It clearly states in the auction that you should receive your item in 11-15 business days. To open a dispute before that is asinine. If you click on the shipping tab it states usually ships within 10 days of payment. Not immediately after as you assumed. Which makes you an ass. My funds for this sale are held until this is resolved. Thanks for the inconvenience dickwad. Not everybody is on the computer everyday to respond to e-mails from neurotic buyers. I sell once a week, and check my sales once a week. No more is necessary because I am an honest e-bayer as evidenced by my 374 100% positive feedback. I know I ship my items, with delivery confirmation so communication is unnecessary. In my 8+ years of e-baying you are the first douchebag to do this to me. I can't even fathom the thought process involved in initiating this dispute in 4 days. 4 DAYS!!! Did you want me to teleport your item from MN? That technology isn't available. You have a low feedback score. Perhaps you don't understand how e-bay works. I hope this note helps you to realize what an incredible dickhead move it was to open this dispute. The 1973 in your screen name makes me think you are 38. I am 32. I am ashamed of your incompetence and immaturity in this matter. Please refrain from ever bidding on any of my auctions ever again. Good day to you sir.