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little red riding hood was on her way to grandma's house when she came upon the big bad wolf crouched down behind a tree " my, what big ears you have " suprised, the big bad wolf jumps up and runs away. A little further down the road, red runs into the wolf hiding behind a tree stump " my ,what big eyes you have " she says, and startled, the wolf jumps up and runs off. About half a mile from grandma' s red sees the wolf again, this time he's hiding behind a bush." My what big teeth....the wolf interupts red..." Hey lady, will you get the heck outta here, i'm trying to take a crap !