[squeeforever]

TROUBLE LIGHT: The home mechanic's own tanning booth. Sometimes

called a drop light, it is a good source of vitamin D, "the

sunshine vitamin," which is not otherwise found under cars at

night. Health benefits aside, its main purpose is to consume

40-watt light bulbs at about the same rate that 105-mm howitzer

shells might be used during, say, the first few hours of the

Battle of the Bulge. More often dark than light, its name is

somewhat misleading.

My favorite :D.