I got a thread at traxxas market place with some Traxxas RCs for sale. Yesteday was screwing around and thought I add some shocks to the sale to sweeten it up. Below is a post I added to it. I was hoping to atleast put some smiles on some faces somewhere, but they Traxxed it off after the pictures of the parts.
Here the post.....
I know. The e-maxx was already a sweet deal , but I have a sweet tooth and I’m going to pour some more sugar on it.
I will include a full set of aluminum threaded shocks in with the purchase. They were sold at Tower for xxxx a while back. They are made by Hot Bodies for the T-Maxx. One of them needs new o-rings it wouldn't hurt the others either. Also throwing in the proline servo saver parts and GPM Aluminum drag and bellcrack.
Did I mention the e-maxx is already upgraded to 3.3 Spec? Already done? Yep sure is!
Pictures of the shocks and other part were instered her.
I know what you are thinking. Man, what a great buy that would be. But she would be upset if you bought that. Don't think you can get away with it? Well I got you covered. To keep her happy and off your back about that light you are always leave on....... I'm including an........
Auto-Off Light Control
I know she is going to be floored by this handy dandy invention. So don't just think about yourself. Buy the e-maxx so you can give her this incredible "MONEY SAVING" light control. It will have the money you spent on the e-maxx back in your pocket in 5 or 10 years. Tell her it's a wise investment. Don't wait, don't hesitate. There is only one and it has you name on it.

Note: This should also work with parents. Offer not valid in permanently frozen countries south of Arizona or to the left of New Mexico. Not everyone will qualify for the 0% financing. Heck let's be honest. Nobody will but it gets you in the door.
Come see Gee!
Anyways made me smile, but I laugh at my own jokes too. Most of the time before I finish telling them.