there is a server at my work and i swear he has the EXACT same personality as dwight. funny as hell. you know how he always says everything so precise? or however you explain dwight. ya... this guy at work is the same way.
I had a boss once that was remarkably similar to Michael. It was fascinating just how unintelligent she was and how often she would offend people while trying to be funny. She was only hired because of her "assets" and the relationship they provided her with her boss. Bleh.
Side note regarding your username: my older brother has been "hoofhearted" on the Mustang and Cobra forums for years. It's funny to see another variation on it.