This Made Even Me Laugh, Had to Do It.

[RCShocker]

Yesterday I was buying a 2 large bags of Purina dog chow at Walmart,

for my dog Otter. I was about to check out when a woman behind me

asked if I had a dog. What did she think, that I had an elephant?

Since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't

have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I

probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time. On the

bright side though, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an

intensive care ward with tubes coming out of every hole in my body and IVs in both

arms.


I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way

that it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat

one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally

complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that

practically everyone in the line was enthralled with my story by now.)


Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog

Food had poisoned me. I told her no;

I had stopped in the middle of the

parking lot to lick my butt and a car hit me.



I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was

laughing so hard!

WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore.

[rchippie]

LMAO.

[_paralyzed_]

awesome. I love that kinda humor.

[phildogg]

Man that was funny!!
phil

[Rnemhrd]

I wish I was there to see that. Funny stuff man.

[TDC57]

hahahhahahaaaa that's GREAT!!!!

[What's_nitro?]

[bigboi146]

Lmao. That's pretty funny.

[MTBikerTim]

Gold. That's a good one.

[hoovhartid]

nice man. I love stories like this.

thank you!

dude. thats a good one.

Lemme share one.

My wife came to me the other day and said that she wanted to try something different. Being down for whatever
I was excited. She told me that we were going to the club and we needed to get dressed up. When we got
to the club she told me that she would go in first and I should wait outside for like twenty minutes before I
come in. She proceeded to tell me that when I go inside I should act like I don't know her. So I waited my t
wenty minutes and went in side.

I found a spot at the bar and ordered a drink for the woman next to me.
My wife comes over and says "What the hell are you doing?'



I say "Who the hell are you?"

[mikey09120]

Originally Posted by RCShocker

WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore.

r u serious? haha. theres always target...

[BL_RV0]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.............

hilarious. and no loss on losing walmart; the devil will live on. lol

[hemiblas]

I needed a good pick me up after a crazy day at work. I had to read it twice it was so funny.