Oh man if I can get that in my backpack..
"Hey... Are you charging your backpack??"
"Do you want some cold deli meat from my backpack?!?!" LOL!
"Where did you get the ice cold chocolate milk!?!" "My backpack! lol"
You got a kitchen sink in there? Or a Grill? LOL.
I can't stop laughing.
The reminds me of when my friend (big Jeff, built not fat) tried cooking spaghetti-os in the middle of biology class.

He used one of the heat plates that were out for some reason! It smelled up the whole room and the teacher didn't even notice! It was hidden under a lab table.. LOL that was funny but it didn't turn out. They just burned a little!