Amazing Home Remedies!

[Procharged5.0]

1. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

2. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

3. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

4. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.

5. Have a bad headache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the headache.

Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:

You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan.

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[BrianG]

Originally Posted by Procharged5.0

4. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.

No arguments here. She needs it down. I need it up. It's up to the individual to remember to put it into the proper position before going. If she forgets, a wet tushie will remind her quick enough! :)

[Procharged5.0]

Yea, we never complain about having to lift it up now do we?

[Mike.L]

lol I like #1 hehehehe. there all good though!

[crazyjr]

[QUOTEYou only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.][/QUOTE]
You forgot bailing wire, its like rebar for duct tape

[Serum]

about that peeing; We never have issues over it anymore.. when the seat is up, i see that as a start-signal for another attempt to get a notation in the Guinness book or records; long distance peeing..

[Procharged5.0]

You mean like this serum????

[Mike.L]

hahahah LOL

[Serum]

Close! With him i actually see some drops falling IN..