Caught hanging upside down from the ceiling with no pants at ~1:30AM, and his only excuse was that he was smoking on the roof and fell through a vent cover??
There are so many things wrong with that I can't even begin to comment. Must be a Utah thing.
Something like that happened to me. I was smoking on the roof of my house without pants when I fell through the ceiling ending up in my sister-in-law's room just as my wife walked.