My neighbor is hiding cigs in the bushes around the neighborhood...wtf.

[Finnster]

Weirdest woman.. she drives along the road and stops her car by some open space/wooded area and just sits. She waits for all the people to walk by, then runs out of her car and tosses a pack of cigs wrapped in a bag in the bushes.

This is not the 1st time she's done this. My wife and I have thrown away a couple packs at times as we thought they were trash.. until I saw this woman do this the other day.

My wife was walking the dogs the other day, was walking by the cigs, and this nutcase was sitting in her car waiting for her to walk past. She actually gave my wife the stink-eye, as if she was going to steal her nasty ass, poison ivy covered, dog pee soaked, tick-laden dirty Parliments she threw in the bushes last week.

I've seen her a few times now I know what's going on. She'll drive around in her car w/ all the windows down (on a cold day,) so you know she's smoking in the car, stops when she's nearly home, jumps out and hides the rest of the pack and goes home thinking she's clever hiding it from whomever is at home.

Now I'm trying to think of the best prank for her. I don't want to do something too obvious as she may just pick a new hiding spot and ruin the fun, nor do I want to do something nasty like soak them in piss or something sick. More like F w/ her head a bit (obviously a bit paranoid) like keep moving the cigs around just slightly, or maybe remove a few and put them back.
..IDK... If I could get a vid of her dumbass jumping out of her car and running to the bushes (the most exercise she ever gets) w/ the bag, and then speeding off again it would be awesome.

[rootar]

get 5-6 days worth of video of her doing it and then deliver it to the one at home...

or

take them all out minus a couple and leave a note that says "I O U (x) cigs" then put them back the next day lol and besure and video those days....

[FG101C]

Originally Posted by rootar

get 5-6 days worth of video of her doing it and then deliver it to the one at home...

or

take them all out minus a couple and leave a note that says "I O U (x) cigs" then put them back the next day lol and besure and video those days....

+1, take a few out, that would twist her melon.

[_paralyzed_]

a little PCP goes a long way

[pinkpanda3310]

How about filling the cigs with a bit of sparkling stuff. I don't mean a cracker, that's a little dangerous. Not every one either, just the odd one so she keeps her wits about her.

Or a ransom note. Threaten to post the footage you have of her doing this. Of course, you may or may not have any.

Maybe you can swap them for a pipe or something then accuse her of taking it ... while your on her front doorstep.

[kraegar]

Replace them with cloves.

Turn them upside down in the pack.

Replace the whole pack with a different brand.

[lincpimp]

I would replace the cigs with a severed rat head, or maybe some extra poo that you have laying around (the poo would be funnier).

Or replace the cigs with candy cigs, that would also be funny. And not nearly as gross.

Or hide in the bushes in a giant chicken suit, jump out when she tries to retreive the smokes and yell "the british are coming" repeatedly while flapping your arms like wings and dropping fresh eggs out the rear of the costume. Make sure you vid this, as I will most likely die shortly after seeing it (since my life would then be complete).

[Kcaz25]

Originally Posted by lincpimp

Or hide in the bushes in a giant chicken suit, jump out when she tries to retreive the smokes and yell "the british are coming" repeatedly while flapping your arms like wings and dropping fresh eggs out the rear of the costume. Make sure you vid this, as I will most likely die shortly after seeing it (since my life would then be complete).

I broke into tears laughing in a public computer lab while reading this!

I can't wait to see the video!

[lincpimp]

Originally Posted by Kcaz25

I broke into tears laughing in a public computer lab while reading this!

I can't wait to see the video!

Glad someone got a laugh out of my questionable sanity...!

[PedeBasher]

Cigarette loads are very fun. Ive got like 6 packs in my room because my dad is a smoker. You have to be VERY careful. I recommend putting it in as far as you can then pushing it in a little further with a toothpick. Make sure you dont bend it and shiz though.

I say first cig loads then after that put notes with like "warm" or "cold". Lmao. Update us as your shenanigans go on.

[Finnster]

Originally Posted by lincpimp

Glad someone got a laugh out of my questionable sanity...!

We always do :)

I'm looking into this option as well, just I'm going to have my little boy in the costume and I can film it. I'll be in a gully suit in the woods. I should talk to BG about setting up some sort of remote on the egg dispenser/tosser. Its gotta be lipo/BL somehow. I'm also thinking one of those firemen hats w/ the flashing lights on top and siren sounds. Maybe some sparklers/roman candles too... then again, maybe not. Don't want to bring home fried chicken. Mom would be super pissed.

If you scared or embarrassed someone to death, can you be arrested? What liabilites am I looking at here?

You can never start too young teaching family values. hahaha

[_paralyzed_]

Originally Posted by lincpimp

Glad someone got a laugh out of my questionable sanity...!

who's got questions, you're certifiable

[RCShocker]

Switch brands on her. Throw in some no filter Camels.

Wow that is priceless. If you could catch her with video that would be the best but I like the idea of the IOU note lol.

[pinkpanda3310]

It would be very poor taste but really funny if you mixed another drug into a cig so she goes home in a purple haze.