500th Post! - RC-Monster Forums

**500th Post! -** 01.31.2010, 05:32 PM

I just hit 500 posts (ok, actually 503rd, i was a little late, so shoot me), but thanks to my RC-monster family for allowing me to post 503 stupid questions, bad jokes, and worthless nonsense such as this post.

_paralyzed_ · 02.01.2010, 09:41 PM

What the hell guys, no party over here?

I hope you have learned something in your 500 posts, that's why I stick around.

HHappy 500th!!

lincpimp · 11:40 PM

I laugh at your pathetic post count. I have easily eclisped you in worthless, quasi-witty banter and purposelss links. Plus I have rick-rolled just about everyone on here!!! A minor achievement but I like to think I have, maybe, possibly, hopefully pissed everyone here off just a little bit, if only once.

I did like your thread about visiting me, but good taste prevailed and it was canned. Probasbly for the best, I would not want anyone to get the wrong idea about me. That would be that I actually like you, or anyone else from the 'sippi.

I will award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.

I would also like to take the time to point out that Harold has a fondness for hairy dudes that pass wind frequently. Disgusting if you ask me. Him and bondoballz will make a nice couple (said while chocking on uncontrollable projectile vomit due to mental image of last sentence).

_paralyzed_ · 02.01.2010, 11:56 PM

I wondered what happened to the visit the Linc thread. I missed it. DAMN IT. It must have gotten juicy, like my hairy man boobs.

lincpimp · 02.02.2010, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by _paralyzed_

like my hairy man boobs...

Covered in bondo... (still vomitting in my mouth) AHHHHHH

JThiessen · 02.02.2010, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by lincpimp

Plus I have rick-rolled just about everyone on here!!! .

Not everyone!!! Maybe I've just been around too long!!!

lincpimp · 02.02.2010, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Bondonutz

OK,OK, I yield, You win.
Your dictionary and thesaurus is bigger than mine LOL.

I'd rather you Rick&Roll me then have to read through all the dribble.

Yeah, sometimes I get a bit wordy. Sorry about that. Here is something that may help you in your current situation:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUIRJiYEWo

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Originally Posted by Fast5sRevo88

Ah yes, the rick roll, such a work of art, but i elude you, i trully am the only one you haven't rick rolled, thus i issue a challenge, the first person to sucessfully rick roll me, i will send $5 via paypal. No one should expect to get the $5 because i am very suspicous, especially those who walk down flamming streets in heels

. this is mainly aimed at Linc, but those who think they can handle it can also participate in the said challenge.

No fun if you put money on it. Plus you expect us to trust that you would be honest? After all of the defamatory stuff you posted on me I actually believe that you dislike me. I do not think we have met, but you may have been one of the "eminem wannabees" that I constantly make fun of...

In any case I will have to doa FBI background check on you, find your various addresses and then pay random homeless people to accost you at interstections with laptops playing the rickroll. Or I could hack into your cable and set it up so every channel has Rick Ashtley's masterpiece on all of the time. I know people, it can be done...

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Originally Posted by JThiessen

Not everyone!!! Maybe I've just been around too long!!!

Yeah, I got a few people multiple times, you must be one of the smarter (doubting that...)...

Bondonutz · 11:20 PM

[QUOTE=lincpimp;347357]Yeah, sometimes I get a bit wordy. Sorry about that. Here is something that may help you in your current situation:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUIRJiYEWo

Didn't help ?? I guess I'm not a homo after all, The wife will be relieved.
Much appreciation for helping out Pimple !

Truth is, I was suspicous of the that Goddamn Rick and Roll thingie. But I did click the link.

JThiessen · 02.03.2010, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by lincpimp

Yeah, I got a few people multiple times, you must be one of the smarter (doubting that...)...

Nah - I'm just too lazy to go clicking on links.....!

02.03.2010, 03:07 PM

Don't be that way Linc, i like you just fine, your just the funnest person to mess with, i mean do you think anyone other than a true friend send you out into the street with those heels and that helmet? I don't think so, after all of the reconfiguring of lipo packs and the bars we have smashed through and you shun me away like this

?

Bondonutz · 02.02.2010, 12:05 AM

I'll be shaving my chest tonight, the thought of Harold sharpning his pencil while thinking of my macho hairyness distrurbs me.

Linc, Hope you choke on the Prophylactic you vomitted up.

BrianG · 02.02.2010, 12:12 AM

500? Phsaw! Let us know when you get to 5000, or better yet, 50,000.

02.02.2010, 07:58 PM

02.02.2010, 08:09 PM

I'll pm the more distasteful ones to u Harold and one that i forgot to post just then. As for u Linc , how dare u say my post count is pathetic, your choice of fashion the morning after is pathetic!

And everyone already has the wrong idea about you, but feel good in the fact that i know about your retardiness and the other disorder, oops did i let that slip?

lincpimp · 02.02.2010, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Fast5sRevo88

your choice of fashion the morning after is pathetic!

Hey I was trying to take your mind off the fact you had just swallowed "Plan B"... Lord knows I do not need any lil pimps running around, and I certainly do not want a love child with you. Harold thinks it feels like a 5 gallon bucket, he should give you a try... Bet the whole wheelchair would fit... sideways... with him still on it, hairy jugs and all...