Where's Linc

[MetalMan]

Originally Posted by MetalMan

You know, there are midgets inside some of those costumes at Disney World. Perhaps he's trying to interact with them?

This was my hint.

http://www.rc-monster.com/forum/show...8&postcount=14

[What's_nitro?]

Hmmm...... I think you might have something there, MetalMan. But on what level (or whos) would he interact with them?

Seriously though, i talked to him last week about doing some lipos and he said he would be out of town this week, he didn't say where....

[Arct1k]

Maybe he is actually doing some work!

[MetalMan]

He is at Disney World!

[JERRY2KONE]

Then maybe he is in Africa acquring another monkey to replace his monkey butler. He took it pretty hard when he had to let the last one go.

Originally Posted by Fast5sRevo88

Seriously though, i talked to him last week about doing some lipos and he said he would be out of town this week, he didn't say where....

[lutach]

Most guys that goes to Brasil has a hard time coming back due to our beautiful women. He'll probably spend Xmas, New Years and stay a bit longer to enjoy the Carnaval and one day we will see him again with a good looking morena by his side and cooking him some delicious Brasilian food.

[jayjay283]

I saw a movie the other day where they cut the tourists in Brasils body parts out while they were alive. Going to take me awhile to get over that one. My wife grew up in Peru and said they do stuff like that to "whettos" there. I'm sure she was just trying to freak me out but why take chances. Ill go to Cadiz instead lol

[lutach]

Originally Posted by jayjay283

I saw a movie the other day where they cut the tourists in Brasils body parts out while they were alive. Going to take me awhile to get over that one. My wife grew up in Peru and said they do stuff like that to "whettos" there. I'm sure she was just trying to freak me out but why take chances. Ill go to Cadiz instead lol

OK. That movie got taken out of the theatres pretty quick though. It basically tells you how a bunch of moronic Directors try to make fast money. Peru is not Brasil my friend.

[BL_RV0]

I hear he is building a midget brothel for $1 a visit...

[jayjay283]

Originally Posted by lutach

OK. That movie got taken out of the theatres pretty quick though. It basically tells you how a bunch of moronic Directors try to make fast money. Peru is not Brasil my friend.

She said in Peru they had guinae pigs the size of dogs they used to eat. Good times ! I cant insult her as ive eaten dog in Mexico, alligator down south, who knows what in Turkey and anything that comes out of the sea is fair game for me.

Linc went to the French Quarter hit a bar and got stoopid buzzed and went to a motel with a tranny. He is now at home in his shower washing the shame away with a loofa and some ajax.

[lutach]

Originally Posted by jayjay283

She said in Peru they had guinae pigs the size of dogs they used to eat. Good times ! I cant insult her as ive eaten dog in Mexico, alligator down south, who knows what in Turkey and anything that comes out of the sea is fair game for me.

Linc went to the French Quarter hit a bar and got stoopid buzzed and went to a motel with a tranny. He is now at home in his shower washing the shame away with a loofa and some ajax.

Capivara. It's good stuff. I've had alligators, snake, frog legs and a few other good stuff as well.

[BL_RV0]

Originally Posted by jayjay283

She said in Peru they had guinae pigs the size of dogs they used to eat. Good times ! I cant insult her as ive eaten dog in Mexico, alligator down south, who knows what in Turkey and anything that comes out of the sea is fair game for me.

Linc went to the French Quarter hit a bar and got stoopid buzzed and went to a motel with a tranny. He is now at home in his shower washing the shame away with a loofa and some ajax.

You eat dogs? You're a cannibal to my avatar.

[jayjay283]

I didnt know it was dog till later, I ate up the plate of "asada beans and rice", thought it was shredded beef. They once finished the lady pointed to the back yard (50+ dogs) (NO COW FOR 100 MILES) and my plate, then said "Perro es beuno no ?" I was like aww man thats sick, but it was really good. Id eat it again if no one told me 1st muaHAHAH

[supralover72]

I just got a call from disney world. As Lin C's emergency contact, they told me he's spending the next day in jail in Disney world until he posts bail for Pimp Slapping Minny Mouse while drunk because he claims to have mistaken her for one of his, "Mouse looking midget hoes".

I'll let him know you guys care though!