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Originally Posted by BrianG
To complete the redneck scheme, you need:
- A gunrack with a shotgun on it.
- Colored tape over a tail light
- Either a wooden bumper, or a flatbed with wooden slats for the sides.
- A set of "dirty danglers" hanging from the bumper (I think Proline makes them - or used to).
- A couple of scaled empty beer cans in the back
- A "Dukes of Hazzard" horn
- A pine tree air freshener hanging from the rearview
- A skanky woman doll in the passenger seat.
Correction: RPM makes the dirty danglers...
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Brian, you made it very clear that you have never set foot into the realm of redneck...
- A gunrack with a shotgun on it.
shotguns go on the floor
- Colored tape over a tail light
no such thing as colored tape - duct tape grey
- Either a wooden bumper, or a flatbed with wooden slats for the sides.
an and all wood would be used either for fencing, bonfires, or the still.
- A set of "dirty danglers" hanging from the bumper (I think Proline makes them - or used to).
Rednecks drive on gravel roads. rocks to the nuts hurt. nuff said
- A couple of scaled empty beer cans in the back
nailed this one
- A "Dukes of Hazzard" horn
those are fer the "city" boys
- A pine tree air freshener hanging from the rearview
huh? my wife has one....
- A skanky woman doll in the passenger seat.
ehhh....thet's Granny.....