My neighbor is hiding cigs in the bushes around the neighborhood...wtf.

[Finnster]

Weirdest woman.. she drives along the road and stops her car by some open space/wooded area and just sits. She waits for all the people to walk by, then runs out of her car and tosses a pack of cigs wrapped in a bag in the bushes.

This is not the 1st time she's done this. My wife and I have thrown away a couple packs at times as we thought they were trash.. until I saw this woman do this the other day.

My wife was walking the dogs the other day, was walking by the cigs, and this nutcase was sitting in her car waiting for her to walk past. She actually gave my wife the stink-eye, as if she was going to steal her nasty ass, poison ivy covered, dog pee soaked, tick-laden dirty Parliments she threw in the bushes last week.

I've seen her a few times now I know what's going on. She'll drive around in her car w/ all the windows down (on a cold day,) so you know she's smoking in the car, stops when she's nearly home, jumps out and hides the rest of the pack and goes home thinking she's clever hiding it from whomever is at home.

Now I'm trying to think of the best prank for her. I don't want to do something too obvious as she may just pick a new hiding spot and ruin the fun, nor do I want to do something nasty like soak them in piss or something sick. More like F w/ her head a bit (obviously a bit paranoid) like keep moving the cigs around just slightly, or maybe remove a few and put them back.
..IDK... If I could get a vid of her dumbass jumping out of her car and running to the bushes (the most exercise she ever gets) w/ the bag, and then speeding off again it would be awesome.

[rootar]

get 5-6 days worth of video of her doing it and then deliver it to the one at home...

or

take them all out minus a couple and leave a note that says "I O U (x) cigs" then put them back the next day lol and besure and video those days....

[lincpimp]

I would replace the cigs with a severed rat head, or maybe some extra poo that you have laying around (the poo would be funnier).

Or replace the cigs with candy cigs, that would also be funny. And not nearly as gross.

Or hide in the bushes in a giant chicken suit, jump out when she tries to retreive the smokes and yell "the british are coming" repeatedly while flapping your arms like wings and dropping fresh eggs out the rear of the costume. Make sure you vid this, as I will most likely die shortly after seeing it (since my life would then be complete).

[FG101C]

Originally Posted by rootar

get 5-6 days worth of video of her doing it and then deliver it to the one at home...

or

take them all out minus a couple and leave a note that says "I O U (x) cigs" then put them back the next day lol and besure and video those days....

+1, take a few out, that would twist her melon.

[_paralyzed_]

a little PCP goes a long way

[pinkpanda3310]

How about filling the cigs with a bit of sparkling stuff. I don't mean a cracker, that's a little dangerous. Not every one either, just the odd one so she keeps her wits about her.

Or a ransom note. Threaten to post the footage you have of her doing this. Of course, you may or may not have any.

Maybe you can swap them for a pipe or something then accuse her of taking it ... while your on her front doorstep.

[kraegar]

Replace them with cloves.

Turn them upside down in the pack.

Replace the whole pack with a different brand.

[JThiessen]

This is hilarious. There is nothing better than weird neighbors to provide entertainment. We used to have a family across the street that at the time drove me nuts with leaving their car doors open for days at a time, dad passed out drunk in the driveway in the mornings, high school daughter running around in her underwear, etc. Now that they are gone, I actually miss the entertainment - it was harmless to me, and they kept up their house/yard, so I couldn't complain about them.

[Dafni]

Hilarious!

You should try to get a vid of that loony.

I agree, f'n her head a bit would be good fun. Move them around a bit, take some out, something of that sort.

If you want to get nasty you could stick a fingernail-clipping in one cig. Horrible.

Daf

Wow that is priceless. If you could catch her with video that would be the best but I like the idea of the IOU note lol.

[pinkpanda3310]

It would be very poor taste but really funny if you mixed another drug into a cig so she goes home in a purple haze.

[lutach]

The ones that explode would do her some good.

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Enough said

[Bondonutz]

Pull them out and rub the filter on your dogs turd cutter, flavor them up a little.

[Finnster]

I was walking my dogs yesterday and saw that she had thrown an empty pack on the grass and there was a new pack in the bushes. I was really pissed as there was a trashcan literally 30ft away. Its one thing to be a weirdo about it, its another to throw your freakin garbage on the ground b/c you are to lazy to bring it to the trash. So I just took the new pack and threw it in the trash.
I wish I would have just switched the packs, ie put the old empty pack in the bag and hid in back in the bushes, and just tossed the new (or kept it for further operations :) .) Maybe add a few in one time, take a few out another.... Maybe hide several dummy packs all about. Leave notes w/ hints and puzzles in ea pack to the location of the next clue. lol

I'll have to wait until I see another one in the bushes. At the very least I'll get a pic. I was also thinking of taking it and putting it in their mailbox w/ a note saying I saw them drop it in the bushes and thought they wanted it back, but I'm really liking the treasure hunt idea now. :)

I could only imagine lacing the cigs w/ LSD, but I do enjoy my life outside of federal prison, and I'm not that mean. Would be funny tho in a really demented way...