Have you ever been on an airplane with an annoying passenger at your side? Here is how to handle the situation:
1. Take a laptop out of a bag
2. Open it up real slowly and calmly
3. Turn it on
4. Make sure your neighbor is looking
5. Turn on the Internet
6. Close your eyes for brief moments, open them again and direct your look to the heavens
7. Breathe deeply and open up this site:
http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8. Observe the facial expression on your neighbor
Of course in the times we live in nowadays this wouldn't be to dam funny on the plane, but imagine people crapping their pants