Lets see some jokes

[bumsnogger]

Hi guys.What about a cleenish joke thread? I'll go second.What's the best thing about making love to a transvestite? You can reach round the front ,and it feels like you've gone all the way through

What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?

Not that many people have been inside a 747!

--Josh

[nitrostarter]

A guy walks into a bar.

^wtf?

[nitrostarter]

Originally Posted by nitrostarter

A guy walks into a bar.

Originally Posted by bigsteel

^wtf?

The guy walked INTO a bar. ouch...

[ClodMaxx]

a clean joke i learned from gene simmons:

a guy walks into a doctor's office with a frog on his head. the doctor asks, 'what's wrong?'. the frog says, 'it all started with this bump on my ass.....'

What's the difference between a blonde and the ocean?

The ocean doesn't have nearly that many crabs!

Just remembered that one,I've got a ton of blonde jokes...and a bunch of not so clean ones too--Josh

[bryan]

WHAT IS A YANKEE? the same as aquicky but a guy can do it alone.
WHAT DO YOU CALL TWO MEXICANS PLAYING BASKETBALL? juan on juan
WHY IS DIVORCE SO EXPENSIVE? because its worth it
WHY IS AIR LIKE SEX? because its no big deal unless your not getting any
WHAT DO YOU CALL A SMART BLONDE? a golden retriever
WHAT DO ATTORNEYS USE FOR BIRTH CONTROL? there personality
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GIRLFRIEND AND A WIFE?10 yrs and 45pounds
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BOYFRIEND AND A HUSBAND?45 minutes
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NEW HUSBAND AND A NEW DOG? after a year the dog is still excited to see you
WHY DO MEN CHASE WOMEN THEY HAVE NO INTENTION OF MARRYING? the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving
WHAT DID THE BLONDE SAY WHEN SHE FOUND OUT SHE WAS PREGNANT? are you sure its mine
WHY DOES MIKE TYSON CRY DURRING SEX? mace will do that to you
WHY DID OJ SIMPSON WANT TO MOVE TO WEST VIRGINIA?everyone has the same dna
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE CHINESE COUPLE THAT HAD A BLONDE BABY? they named him sum ting wong
HOW DO YOU GET A SWEET 80 YEAR OLD LADY TO SAY THE F WORD?get another sweet 80 year old lady to yell bingo
WHY DO DRIVERS EDUCATION CLASSES IN REDNECK SCHOOLS ONLY USE THE CARS ON MON,WED,AND FRIDAY?because on tues,and thursday the sex-ed class uses it

Wow,to be honest I didn't think anyone would write that much in one sitting Bryan!--Josh

[bryan]

It's raining in Maryland so my R/C'S are all parked

[bumsnogger]

Here's a joke.losi mlst.drive train. I bought a new deodorant today,the instructions said "lift up top,push up bottom."I'm in E R ,will speak later..

[bigboi146]

nitro is faster than brushless

[What's_nitro?]

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called BrianG the computer guy, to come over. Brian clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. As he was walking away, I called after him;

"So, what was wrong?"

He replied: "It was an ID ten T error."

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired: "An ID ten T error? What's that ... in case I need to fix it again?"

The computer guy grinned....

"Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"

"No," I replied.

"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."

So I wrote out ...... I D 1 0 T

[mopar1994]

there are two blonds in minisota and one of them asks which do you think is closer Florida or the moon? the other blond says well you cant see Florida from here can you

[Bondonutz]

An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'

He replied, 'I always thought I was,
but I just found out that I'm a lesbian.'