Big daddy lincpimp

[aqwut]

Congratulations dude!! Is the baby brushless? And Lipo Powered?.. :)

[_paralyzed_]

its the growth hormones to make chicken breasts bigger. Turns out it's not completely metabolized and young females are developing earlier and bigger.

[lincpimp]

Originally Posted by aqwut

Congratulations dude!! Is the baby brushless? And Lipo Powered?.. :)

I think she is nitro powered, she leaves a horrible smell, is really noisy and if you are not careful she gets nasty sticky mess everywhere. And I have not found an off switch either. Only time she is quiet is when you are filling her up!

Originally Posted by _paralyzed_

its the growth hormones to make chicken breasts bigger. Turns out it's not completely metabolized and young females are developing earlier and bigger.

Sounds like you had a hand in this. You do have considerable experince with chickens, namely choking them...

[_paralyzed_]

Originally Posted by lincpimp

Sounds like you had a hand in this. You do have considerable experince with chickens, namely choking them...

I worked at a chicken farm. If you've never played chicken baseball, you haven't lived.

Originally Posted by _paralyzed_

I worked at a chicken farm. If you've never played chicken baseball, you haven't lived.

If you haven't shot a pissed off rooster with a S&W 500 you haven't lived...

[lincpimp]

Originally Posted by bigsteel

If you haven't shot a pissed off rooster with a S&W 500 you haven't lived...

And you also have not lived unless you have emptied a saiga 12 with a 20rd drum of buckshot into a lifesize campaign poster of you know who...as fast as you can!

[_paralyzed_]

i tied a chicken to an electric fence wire once. electric fences aren't "always hot", they pulse the electric shock.

So, in between pulses it was a chicken tied to a wire. But when it pulsed the chicken flew up to the length of the wire. It would land, ground itself and fly up again. Hours of fun.

Another fun thing was to grab city friends and then the fence. I wouldn't get shocked but they would. It grounded through them.

I miss simple farm life...

[E-Revonut]

Congrats Linc! I'm looking forward to having a family of my own someday, until then I get to spoil my niece. Having a little girl is a catch 22, girls are less likely to get in to trouble but are likely to bring home trouble. Definitely make sure to keep up on that gun collection, a 12 gauge pump is the perfect deterent for any situation, wether it be a thief or a teenage boy