Lets see some jokes

[MiRatlhed]

A very knowledgeable modeler with a know-it-all arrogant attitude challenged club members that he could answer any model related questions. For a small $5 bet, he would go around and ask each member to ask one question. If he answered wrong, he would loose the bet. True to his words, he could answer all questions till finally no modelers would take up the challenge.

Always on the lookout for a new victim, one day the arrogant modeler came across a new novice member. "I challenge you that we will take a turn to ask model related questions" said the modeler, "But because you are a novice, if I can't answer your question, I'll pay you $100. But if you can't answer my question, you'll pay me $5".

The novice just wanted to get on with his driving and refused the bet. However, after repetitive, annoying words from the arrogant modeler, the novice just wanted him off his back so he accepted the bet.

The novice asked his question first... "What Monster Truck has 6 differentials, 3 center diffs, and runs on only one OS .30 engine?"

After a long thought, the arrogant modeler concluded for the first time, he did not know the answer and paid the novice $100. "

So what's the truck called?" asked the arrogant modeler.

"I don't know" said the novice. He handed over the $5 and pocketed the remaining $95 for himself. Then he got on with his driving!

[bumsnogger]

In 1872 a Welsh man invented the condom,using a sheeps bladder. In 1873 an English man refined the condom by first removing the bladder from the sheep :)

[josh9mille]

Whitney Houston beat Bobby Brown to death.

Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Whitney Houston? About 204 days.

Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson were thinking about a reunion tour but they couldnt decide on either Pepsi or Coke as the sponsor.

[_paralyzed_]

Originally Posted by josh9mille

Whitney Houston beat Bobby Brown to death.

Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Whitney Houston? About 204 days.

Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson were thinking about a reunion tour but they couldnt decide on either Pepsi or Coke as the sponsor.

Thats good stuff

[josh9mille]

The cause of Whitney Houstons death is not clear, as we all know that cocaine is white.

Whitney Houstons tribute was shorter than the line of kids trick-or-treating at Casey Anthony's house

[Bondonutz]

FOR HAROLD

Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's Day. Mick, the bartender says, "You'll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy."
Paddy replies, "OK Mick, I'll be on me way then".
Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face. He pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off. He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face again.
Poor Paddy looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door and some fresh air, he'll be fine. He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up to the door frame. He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better, takes a step out onto the sidewalk, and falls flat on his face.
"By Jeebers! I'm a little crocked." Paddy can see his house just a few doors down. He crawls to the door, hauls himself up the door frame, opens the door, and shimmies inside.
Paddy then crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says, "I can make it to the bed." He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face. He drags himself up and into bed.
The next morning his wife, Jess, comes into the room carrying a cup of coffee and says, "Get up, Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last night?"
Paddy replies, "I did, Jess. I was really crocked, but how'd you know?"
"Mick phoned; you left your wheelchair at the pub."

[RC toy]

Seems legit... (the picture)

http://www.modelsport.co.uk/traxxas-...roducts/367292

[josh9mille]

Originally Posted by RC toy

Seems legit... (the picture)

http://www.modelsport.co.uk/traxxas-...roducts/367292

Huh?

[josh9mille]

How many NASCAR drivers does it take to destroy a jet dryer? Juan.

[RC toy]

Originally Posted by josh9mille

Huh?

They put TQi logo on an older previous model receiver

[_paralyzed_]

What's brown and sticky?



A stick.

What's green and smells like red paint?




Green paint.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a pet horse?




Neither did she?

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?




She's a woman.

[bumsnogger]

A servey of married couples has discovered that the doggy position is the most favoured. The man begs,the woman rolls over &plays dead :)

[suicideneil]

This made me laugh:



Yeah yeah, see you in hell I guess...

[lincpimp]

Neil, that is the funniest thing in this thread!

[The Dude]

but it's true .....