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CHRISTMAS SONGS FOR THE PSYCHIATRICALLY CHALLENGED

Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets
and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and
Trees and Fire Hydrants and...

Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open
Fire

Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm
Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ....

Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My
House in My Slippers and Robe

Oppositional Defiant Disorder--- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So
I Burned Down the House

Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
while I Sit Here and Hyperventilate