So what's your CA glue story?

[_paralyzed_]

well,first off I should have never been in the workshop in only boots. (this was before the wheelchair when I could walk) but I had just broke a bed and needed to cut a piece of angle iron. I knew I was just going to get back into bed as soon as it was level again, so why get dressed??

I found the perfect piece of angle iron in the correct length in the scrap pile, it just had an "ear" that needed to be cut off. So I grabbed the pneumatic cut off wheel and set to work.

Well, the "ear" cut off quite easily and turned into a projectile with a direct course to my johnson. If you've never cut your johnson, they bleed, alot, and for a long time. The bleeding just wouldn't stop, and I was seriously considering a trip to the E.R.

Then I remembered Derma-bond! (hospital super glue they use in place of stitches) It's basically just super glue, so in a flash of genius I decided to do some home doctoring.

Well, when your johnson is bleeding profusely your cognitive reckoning isn't quite what it should be, and for that matter your usually skilled and trained hands aren't as stable as they normally are.

I cleaned the area well and knew just a drop would do, but I was nervous. One drop turned into a few, and just a little on the affected area turned into alot there, and on my fingers.

Now, the bleeding had stopped, but I had three fingers and two thumbs permanently attached to my unit. Not bad all in all, but highly impracticle.

At the time I didn't know there were releasing agents for super glue. All I was left with was thinking, "penis or fingers, somethings losing skin".

So, one at a time, I ripped digits from my crank. 3 of the digits lost skin, but 2 brought skin with them. Luckily, no more blood was shed, but I wasn't the same for over a week.

Never use power tools naked.