Lets see some jokes

[bumsnogger]

A wife takes her husband to a bar, She says she's got a special cocktail for him to try. It's made of 1 shot of baylies,1 shot of pure lime juice,& 1/2 a teaspoon of salt. The wife tells her husband" Hold the baylies in your mouth, pour in the lime,then pour in the salt. The husband pours in the baylies,then the lime,which instantly curdles the baylies,Then the salt. The husband manages to swallow the cocktail,Then says " Christ, what's that one called?" The wife replies " Blowjob revenge " :)