Need some advice...about prom.

[suicideneil]

Nah BP, you wanna be more like me- bitter, hatefilled and resentful of other people's happiness and successs; far more satisfying....

I'd honestly say just bring it up in casual conversation, rather than almost accusing her of having someone else lined up for the prom. Or, if all else fails, bring an inflatable doll in a dress complete with wig and makeup....