Where's Linc

[lutach]

Originally Posted by jayjay283

I saw a movie the other day where they cut the tourists in Brasils body parts out while they were alive. Going to take me awhile to get over that one. My wife grew up in Peru and said they do stuff like that to "whettos" there. I'm sure she was just trying to freak me out but why take chances. Ill go to Cadiz instead lol

OK. That movie got taken out of the theatres pretty quick though. It basically tells you how a bunch of moronic Directors try to make fast money. Peru is not Brasil my friend.

[BL_RV0]

I hear he is building a midget brothel for $1 a visit...

[Gee]

Originally Posted by BL_RV0

I hear he is building a midget brothel for $1 a visit...

I heard he's turning over a new leaf! Court ordered no doubt. Someone quoted him as saying "He wants to give it to the little fellows" I think it was a misquote and was more like "give back to" not "give it to"

Rumor has it he turned the Brothel for midget into a Hostel for midgets. Going to call it

Lincpimps Stay Free Mini Pads

[_paralyzed_]

good stuff guys, anybody else?

[Mike_D]

I heard Linc got arrested in Florida for "Frosting" his cupcake (wife) in public while severly intoxicated in front of small children in which he mistaked for midgets.

[BL_RV0]

I hear his 6x6 transformed into one of the transformer armada and came back to kill him.

[jayjay283]

Originally Posted by lutach

OK. That movie got taken out of the theatres pretty quick though. It basically tells you how a bunch of moronic Directors try to make fast money. Peru is not Brasil my friend.

She said in Peru they had guinae pigs the size of dogs they used to eat. Good times ! I cant insult her as ive eaten dog in Mexico, alligator down south, who knows what in Turkey and anything that comes out of the sea is fair game for me.

Linc went to the French Quarter hit a bar and got stoopid buzzed and went to a motel with a tranny. He is now at home in his shower washing the shame away with a loofa and some ajax.

[lutach]

Originally Posted by jayjay283

She said in Peru they had guinae pigs the size of dogs they used to eat. Good times ! I cant insult her as ive eaten dog in Mexico, alligator down south, who knows what in Turkey and anything that comes out of the sea is fair game for me.

Linc went to the French Quarter hit a bar and got stoopid buzzed and went to a motel with a tranny. He is now at home in his shower washing the shame away with a loofa and some ajax.

Capivara. It's good stuff. I've had alligators, snake, frog legs and a few other good stuff as well.

[BL_RV0]

Originally Posted by jayjay283

She said in Peru they had guinae pigs the size of dogs they used to eat. Good times ! I cant insult her as ive eaten dog in Mexico, alligator down south, who knows what in Turkey and anything that comes out of the sea is fair game for me.

Linc went to the French Quarter hit a bar and got stoopid buzzed and went to a motel with a tranny. He is now at home in his shower washing the shame away with a loofa and some ajax.

You eat dogs? You're a cannibal to my avatar.