This Made Even Me Laugh, Had to Do It.

dude. thats a good one.

Lemme share one.

My wife came to me the other day and said that she wanted to try something different. Being down for whatever
I was excited. She told me that we were going to the club and we needed to get dressed up. When we got
to the club she told me that she would go in first and I should wait outside for like twenty minutes before I
come in. She proceeded to tell me that when I go inside I should act like I don't know her. So I waited my t
wenty minutes and went in side.

I found a spot at the bar and ordered a drink for the woman next to me.
My wife comes over and says "What the hell are you doing?'



I say "Who the hell are you?"