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[Bondonutz]

NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND.


A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months.
Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath.
One of them was washing her private area and noticed
that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever
she touched her there.
They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement.

They went to her husband and explained what happened,
telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little '0ral Sex'
will do the trick & bring her out of the coma.'

The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they would close the
curtains for privacy.

The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined,
no pulse, no heart rate.

The nurses ran back into the room.
What happened!? they cried.
The husband said,
I'm not sure; maybe she choked ??