Good one... you had me going until I saw the pic. Looks like your dad's meat has a red growth on it. Maybe he better get that checked out. It may be contagious.
There's two sides to every schwartz, he got the up side and I got the down side.
LOL george foreman GF heh, I knew something was up. Neil seems to have disdain for women. Like a friend I had, always the first to point a finger at you and laugh when a girl cheated on you or god knows the numerous crap they put you through. BUT my friend is 35 living alone with 1 sore ass palm, fat from eating fast food, and can't get a woman now because he never related with them since his poor wittle heart was broken as a teen.